Behavioural Adaptation in action - skilled climbers

This is the Cingino dam in Italy but look closer.........

“So what are you looking at?”

They are European Ibex and they like to eat the moss, lichen & lick the salt off the dam wall.

What is fascinating is that these animals are skilled climbers even on these steep terrain....fantastic isn't and they are not in the least scared of heights !

Wedding Night

 Udurawana gets married, and on his wedding night calls his father to
 get some tips on what to do since he had never been with a woman
 before.......  "So what do I do first?"

 His father replies: "Take her clothes off and lay her on the bed".

 5 minutes later Udurawana is on the phone again. "She's naked and in
 bed what do I do now?"

 His father can't believe what he is hearing,
 "Take your damn clothes off and get into bed with her."

 After another 5 minutes Udurawana is on the phone again. "Appachchi, I'm naked and
 in bed with her, what do I do now?"

 His father's patience is now running out so he says,
 "Sh*t son, do I have to spell everything out to you?? Just put the
 hardest thing on your body where she pees...... Good night"!!!! "

 Just when his father starts snoring, Udurawana is on the phone again.
 "OK Appachchi, I have my head in the toilet bowl what do I do now?"

 "Drown yourself, you bloody idiot !

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