Udurawana gets married, and on his wedding night calls his father to
get some tips on what to do since he had never been with a woman
before....... "So what do I do first?"
His father replies: "Take her clothes off and lay her on the bed".
5 minutes later Udurawana is on the phone again. "She's naked and in
bed what do I do now?"
His father can't believe what he is hearing,
"Take your damn clothes off and get into bed with her."
After another 5 minutes Udurawana is on the phone again. "Appachchi, I'm naked and
in bed with her, what do I do now?"
His father's patience is now running out so he says,
"Sh*t son, do I have to spell everything out to you?? Just put the
hardest thing on your body where she pees...... Good night"!!!! "
Just when his father starts snoring, Udurawana is on the phone again.
"OK Appachchi, I have my head in the toilet bowl what do I do now?"
"Drown yourself, you bloody idiot !