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Saturday, October 30, 2010

MR, AND MRS FLY

How to tell the sex of a fly

你如何分辨蒼蠅的性別？

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking with a fly swat. 太太在廚房中看到先生拿著蒼蠅拍。
"What are you doing?" She asked.
“你在幹嗎？”
"Hunting Flies" he replied.
“打蒼蠅”
"Oh! Kill any?" She asked.
“有打到了嗎？”
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
“打到三隻公的，兩隻母的”

Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"
“你如何區分公的母的？”
He responded...

"3 were on a beer can…

“三隻在啤酒罐上
the other 2 were on the phone”.

其他兩隻在電話上”

This husband is a GIFT FOR HIS WIFEThis husband is a GIFT FOR HIS WIFE

You can’t find a husband like this | This husband is a gift for his wife | God decides all!!

This is True Love Story I ever heard

She must be lucky

(Rosemarie “Rose” Siggins)

This is an example of a Tension free family life

She defeats her discomfort

And she is a mother of two

We Shall build a Temple for this Guy

We can Nominate her an Award for her courage towards the Life

What Ever Happens....." Life Has To Go On".... :))
when u r down to nothing....God is up to something...!!!"
Maybe you don't like your job, maybe you didn't get enough sleep, well nobody likes their job, nobody got enough sleep. Maybe you just had the worst day of your life, but you know, there's no escape, there's no excuse, so just Take Your Time and be nice.

Prayer is not a spare wheel that you pull out when you are in trouble. Use it as a steering wheel, that keeps you on the right path through out your life.

The hands that help are greater than lips that pray.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

18 years of Technology -- Have a great day!

18 years of Technology

Mitch oh Mitch

After an excitingly hot 69 position with his girlfriend, Mitch remembered he had a dentist appointment. He was afraid that the dentist would smell pussy on his breath so he brushed his teeth 7 times, used dental floss 8 times & on top of that gargled 1 liter of Listerine. As he arrived at the dentist he sucked 2 strong mints. His turn came up & the dentist told him to take a seat. Feeling confident & relaxed, Mitch opened his mouth wide. The dentist got close enough & said, "Man, did you have 69 before you came here?" Mitch said, "Does my breath smell like pussy?" The dentist replied, "No, your forehead smells like shit."