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Saturday, January 30, 2010

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

The later you are, the more excited
your dogs are to see you.


Dogs don't notice if you call them by
another dog's name.


Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things
on the floor.



A dog's parents NEVER visit.





Dogs agree that you have to raise
your voice to get your point across.



You never have to wait for a dog to get
ready; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.


Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

A dog will not wake you up at night to ask,
"If I died, would you get another dog?"

If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the
paper and give them away.

A dog will let you put a studded collar on
it without calling you a pervert.

If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't
get mad.. They just think it's interesting.

Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your assets.











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