Golf

One fine day in Ireland, a guy is out golfing and gets up to the
16th hole. He tees up and cranks one. Unfortunately, it slices
into the woods on the side of the fairway. He goes looking for his
ball and comes across this little guy with a huge lump on his head
and the golf ball lying right beside him. "Goodness," says the
golfer. then proceeds to revive the poor little guy. Upon
awakening, the little guy says, "Well, you caught me fair and
square. I am a leprechaun, and I will grant you three wishes." The
man says "I can't take anything from you, I'm just glad I didn't
hurt you too badly," and walks away.

Watching the golfer depart, the leprechaun thinks to himself "Well,
he was a nice enough guy, and he did catch me, so I have to do
something for him. I'll give him the three things that I would
want. I'll give him unlimited money (so he'll never have to go
without a pint of ale), a great golf game and a great sex life."

A few weeks later the Irishman is out golfing again. As he's
walking to the 16th green, he hears a voice calling him from the
woods. He walks over, and sees the leprechaun again. He asks how
his head is feeling.
The leprechaun says, "Oh, I'm fine. And might I ask how your golf
game is?" The golfer says, "It's funny you should ask, but it's been
amazing.
It seems I can't miss anymore!" "I did that for you," responds the
leprechaun, "And might I ask how your money is holding out?" "Well,
now that you mention it, every time I put my hand in my pocket, I
pull out a twenty dollar bill" he replied. The leprechaun smiles
and says, "I did that for you, too. And might I ask how your love
life is?" Now the golfer looks around, as if to be sure that no one
else can hear and says in a low voice, "Well, it's been okay." "Just
okay?" the leprechaun asks. "How often do you have sex?" "Oh, maybe
once or twice a week."
Floored, the leprechaun stammers, "Only once or twice a week?" The
golfer replies, "Well, that's really not bad for a Catholic priest
in a small parish."