"Laugh Everyone Laugh"

Advertisement In A Long Island Shop:   Guitar, for sale........ Cheap....... . .......no strings attached. Ad In Hospital Waiting Room:  Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!   On a bulletin board:  Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives.

My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses....

He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.
Sign In A Bar:

'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance.'
Sign In Driving School:

If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way....
Behind Every Great Man,

There Is A Surprised Woman.
The Reason Men Lie Is Because

Women Ask too Many Questions..
Laugh And The World Laughs With You,

Snore And You sleep Alone
Sign At A Barber's Saloon In Detroit :

We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business..
Sign In A Restaurant: 

All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.