Never Lie to a Woman!

A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to 
go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get 
that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're leaving  
from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up"
"Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, 
did exactly what her husband asked.

The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise 
looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish.
But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"

  You'll love the answer...
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  The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box.....