Frnd : Why ?
Sardarji : I saw the label on her panties, "Tested OK by Mafatlal & Sons."
2.. Sardarji : Yaar my wife is very scared of water.
Frnd : How did you know ?
Sardarji : Twice when i got home i saw her having a bath with the security guard
3.The Nurse was taking a blood sample from sardar. She held his finger and squeesed for the blood. Sardar laughed.
Nurse : Why did you laugh
Sardarji : after this it is the urine test.
4. Husband & wife having dinner together.
Wife : Darling, tell me something that would make me both happy & sad.
Husband : Ur nipples r better than ur sister's !
5. On the first night of the marraige the husband gives the wife Rs.500 and says
" I have never done this for free"
Wife returns rs.200 and says
"i have not charged more than this before"
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