A female TV reporter from a local Seattle Station was out in the boonies interviewing a farmer, attempting to find out some information on the Mad Cow problem.
"Good evening, sir. I am here trying to collect some information on the possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?"
The Farmer stared at the reporter and replied, "Miss, are you aware that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"
The lady reporter, obviously embarrassed, replied, "Well, sir, that's a new piece of information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?"
"And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?"
"Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?"
"I am getting to the point, madam. Just think about this for a minute; if I was playing with your tits twice a day but only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad too ?"
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