The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home

and were giving each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would
need his wife to wake him

at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence
(and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
'Please wake me at 5:00 AM .' He left it where he knew
she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover
it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight Furious,
he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened
him,
when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.


God may have created man before woman, but there is always
a rough draft before the masterpiece


SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU
THINK CAN HANDLE IT!