Confucius Says

Virginity like
Bubble, one prick, all gone.
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Man who run in
Front of car get tyred.
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Man who run behind
Car get exhausted.
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Man with hand in
Pocket feel cocky all day.
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Foolish man give
Wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright
Organ.
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Man with one
Chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch ass
Should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many
Prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong:
Man with four balls cannot walk.
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War does not
Determine who is right, war determine who is
Left.
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Wife who put
Husband in doghouse soon find him in
Cathouse.
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Man who fight with
Wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails
To build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like
Hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on
Toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in
Glass house should change clothes in
Basement.
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Man who fish in
Other man's well often catch crabs.
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Man who fart in
Church sit in own pew.
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Crowded elevator
Smell different to midget.