A man was sick and tired
He wanted her to see what he went
'Dear Lord:
I go to work every day and put
I want her to know what
So, please allow her body to
switch with mine for a day.
God, in his infinite wisdom,
The next morning, sure enough,
He arose, cooked breakfast
Set out their school clothes,
Packed their lunches,
Drove them to school,
Went grocery shopping,
away the groceries,
Paid the bills and balanced
He cleaned the cat's litter box
Then, it was already 1 P.M.
And he hurried to make the beds,
Do the laundry, vacuum,
Ran to the school to pick up
Set out milk and cookies and
Then, set up the ironing board
At 4:30 he began peeling
After supper,
At 9 P.M.. He was exhausted
The next morning, he awoke
Lord, I don't know what
I was thinking.
I was so wrong to envy my
wife's being able to stay
home all day.
Please, Oh! Please,
let us trade back.. Amen!'
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:
'My son, I feel you have
learned your lesson and
I will be happy to change
things back to the way
they were.
You'll just have to wait
nine months, though.
You got pregnant last night.'
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